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NSI, A fine piece of IT literacy.
Arthur, a broke knight.
Ulysses, an adventurer from esoteric counties.
Act I: The one and only.
Scene I: An awkward meeting.
[Enter Arthur and Ulysses]
Arthur:
You are as brave as the sum of a blossoming healthy tree and a noble cat.
Ulysses:
You are the sum of the product of the sum of myself and myself and myself and myself.
Arthur:
You are nothing.
Scene II: The finite cycle of life.
Ulysses:
Thou art the sum of the product of the sum of a warm furry animal and a cat and myself and yourself. Am I better than nothing ? Speak thy mind!
Arthur:
If so, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a hero and a devil. If not, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a leech and Microsoft. Are you better than a golden angel ? If not, let us return to scene II!
Ulysses:
We must proceed to scene III.
Scene III: The duality of two men.
Ulysses:
Thou are as trustworthy as a fatherless toad!
Arthur:
You are the sum of a lovely warm noble cat and fine door. Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]