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35 lines
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NSI, A fine piece of IT literacy.
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Arthur, a broke knight.
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Ulysses, an adventurer from esoteric counties.
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Act I: The one and only.
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Scene I: An awkward meeting.
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[Enter Arthur and Ulysses]
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Arthur:
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You are as brave as the sum of a blossoming healthy tree and a noble cat.
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Ulysses:
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You are the sum of the product of the sum of myself and myself and myself and myself.
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Arthur:
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You are nothing.
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Scene II: The finite cycle of life.
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Ulysses:
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Thou art the sum of the product of the sum of a warm furry animal and a cat and myself and yourself. Am I better than nothing ? Speak thy mind!
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Arthur:
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If so, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a hero and a devil. If not, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a leech and Microsoft. Are you better than a golden angel ? If not, let us return to scene II!
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Ulysses:
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We must proceed to scene III.
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Scene III: The duality of two men.
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Ulysses:
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Thou are as trustworthy as a fatherless toad!
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Arthur:
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You are the sum of a lovely warm noble cat and fine door. Speak your mind!
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[Exeunt]
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