NSI, A fine piece of IT literacy.

Arthur, a broke knight.
Ulysses, an adventurer from esoteric counties.

                    Act I: The one and only.

                    Scene I: An awkward meeting.

[Enter Arthur and Ulysses]

Arthur:
 You are as brave as the sum of a blossoming healthy tree and a noble cat.
Ulysses:
 You are the sum of the product of the sum of myself and myself and myself and myself.
Arthur:
 You are nothing.

                    Scene II: The finite cycle of life.

Ulysses:
 Thou art the sum of the product of the sum of a warm furry animal and a cat and myself and yourself. Am I better than nothing ? Speak thy mind!
Arthur:
 If so, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a hero and a devil. If not, you are the product of the sum of yourself and a leech and Microsoft. Are you better than a golden angel ? If not, let us return to scene II!
Ulysses:
 We must proceed to scene III.

                    Scene III: The duality of two men.

Ulysses:
 Thou are as trustworthy as a fatherless toad!
Arthur:
 You are the sum of a lovely warm noble cat and fine door. Speak your mind!

[Exeunt]